oh i get it, lol

LOL i sooooooo get it

H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide. Used in rocket fuel and it can basically kill you.

In high concentrations it can be used as an oxidizer.

Jonny was a chemist's son, but Jonny is no more. What Jonny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Don't I brush my teeth with hydrogen peroxide?

lmao is it nerdy that i lol'd so hardily?

Well, yeah, but you're not swallowing it (hopefully), so you're fine.

Yeah, because it's possible to lather up a fluid of toothpaste and saliva in your mouth and not swallow or absorb some.

Bazinga!

GUYS LOOK I UNDERSTAND BASIC CHEMISTRY AM I SMART NOW? JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SMART I AM, I'M GOING TO LEAVE A COMMENT THAT ONLY SAYS "I GET IT."

D: Do you people ever take a break?

If you're still smiling, no, they don't. I'd hate to see the size of the dump someone must have taken on their parade to make them so bitter.

what kind of bar sell H2O2???
and what tender give some one that to drink?

lol you would be surprised

Yeah but that is 3%, 100% explodes on contact with light.

but since oxygen is a diatomic molecule...

so cute and funny :)

i dont get it?

He says he wants " H20 too" it sounds like he wants " H202" which will kill you because its Hydrogen Peroxide

I think someone is being butthurt because they didn't get the joke

I think hemad

Right, but it's not like you're eating tubes of Crest for breakfast, right?

This.

*le sulfuric acid (if im not mistaken)

isnt the same shit used in hair dye? women beware.

ZING! Clever :)

:o
I was telling this joke way before this was posted.

Lol it isnt radioactive. Anything in large quanitites is poisonous. It just takes less H2O2 to kill you.Botullinum is the most deadly poison known to man(1 tsp to kill 1.2 billion people) and is used commonly in cosmetics.