ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

God is like.
OW MY EYE!

So get this, it wasn't Oct 21st, it was June, 16th, 2016

Holy facepalm.

Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.

There's this story about a boy who cried wolf, he did it so much that one day the wolf never came, and people still believed him.

That's Jesus.

OP here.

Thought I should add a bit of sauce to this bologna.

But if you follow the confusing holy trinity he's also God and the holy spirit. *shrug*

God: "Jesus Christ."

Jesus : "dear God."

Isaac Newton predicted that the world wont end until after the year 2060

I wonder if this dude has actuall eveny READ the bible. It clearly says that nobody but God himself, not even Jesus, will know the date or the time.

Mark 13:32-33.

lol i'm use he said TL;DR

And he's a hair width's more reputable than Harold Camping, I'd reckon.

Well, technically his last prediction about May 21st claimed that the world wouldn't END until 5 months later (October 21st). However, he did claim that the rapture (and people getting sucked into heaven) would occur at May 21st, which it didn't.

The sad part about his predictions is how he actually tries to say that the rapture DID happen last saturday, but in a "spiritual way". Yeah, I can't figure that one out either. My guess - he's a retard.

He's not retarded, he's really old though. =P

Maybe he is just a big troll and gets off on fooling people.

Thing is, i heard "the Rapture was going to take 5 months and would end on October 21st" about a week before his epic fail.

No, he just can't admit he's wrong.

This.

=D

That is Jesus

Basically the same thing.

The world will end tomorrow.
I can prove it with Math.
No, you can't see my working out.

fix'd

Hai atheist.

Man... I remember the days and so do you. You know what I mean? The days when this planet wasn't filled with morons?

win

What the hell! WHEN WAS THAT!?

Maybe rapture is actually Dec 21 2012. He just couldn't get the month or the year right.

Or maybe rapture is actually August 21, 2033. He just couldn't get the month or year right.

maybe the rapture is HAWAEAWA

my birthday is may 21'st lol

Today is October 22 and rapture did not happen, yet I see nothing on the main page of lolbot regarding this.

I am disappoint.

I completely forgot anyway.

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about.

Maximum trolling.