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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
May 25th, 2011quote
God is like.
OW MY EYE!
May 25th, 2011quote
So get this, it wasn't Oct 21st, it was June, 16th, 2016
May 25th, 2011quote
Holy facepalm.
May 25th, 2011quote
Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.
May 25th, 2011quote
There's this story about a boy who cried wolf, he did it so much that one day the wolf never came, and people still believed him.
May 25th, 2011quote
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God is like.
OW MY EYE!

That's Jesus.
May 25th, 2011 [Mod]quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.

May 25th, 2011quote
OP here.

Thought I should add a bit of sauce to this bologna.

May 25th, 2011 [OP]quote
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God is like.
OW MY EYE!

That's Jesus.


But if you follow the confusing holy trinity he's also God and the holy spirit. *shrug*
May 25th, 2011quote
God: "Jesus Christ."

Jesus : "dear God."
May 25th, 2011quote
Isaac Newton predicted that the world wont end until after the year 2060
May 25th, 2011quote
I wonder if this dude has actuall eveny READ the bible. It clearly says that nobody but God himself, not even Jesus, will know the date or the time.
May 25th, 2011quote
Mark 13:32-33.
May 25th, 2011quote
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I wonder if this dude has actuall eveny READ the bible. It clearly says that nobody but God himself, not even Jesus, will know the date or the time.


lol i'm use he said TL;DR
May 26th, 2011quote
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Isaac Newton predicted that the world wont end until after the year 2060


And he's a hair width's more reputable than Harold Camping, I'd reckon.
May 26th, 2011quote
Well, technically his last prediction about May 21st claimed that the world wouldn't END until 5 months later (October 21st). However, he did claim that the rapture (and people getting sucked into heaven) would occur at May 21st, which it didn't.

The sad part about his predictions is how he actually tries to say that the rapture DID happen last saturday, but in a "spiritual way". Yeah, I can't figure that one out either. My guess - he's a retard.
May 26th, 2011quote
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My guess - he's a retard.


He's not retarded, he's really old though. =P
May 26th, 2011quote
Maybe he is just a big troll and gets off on fooling people.
May 26th, 2011quote
Thing is, i heard "the Rapture was going to take 5 months and would end on October 21st" about a week before his epic fail.
May 26th, 2011quote
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Maybe he is just a big troll and gets off on fooling people.

No, he just can't admit he's wrong.
May 26th, 2011quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.

This.
May 26th, 2011quote
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There's this story about a boy who cried wolf, he did it so much that one day the wolf never came, and people still believed him.

=D
May 26th, 2011quote
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God is like.
OW MY EYE!

That is Jesus
May 27th, 2011quote
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God is like.
OW MY EYE!

That is Jesus


Basically the same thing.
May 27th, 2011quote
The world will end tomorrow.
I can prove it with Math.
No, you can't see my working out.
May 27th, 2011quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.

May 27th, 2011quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll cum on thee when I damn well please.


fix'd
May 27th, 2011quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll cum on thee when I damn well please.


fix'd

Hai atheist.
May 27th, 2011quote
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Mark 13:32-33.

May 27th, 2011quote
Man... I remember the days and so do you. You know what I mean? The days when this planet wasn't filled with morons?
May 29th, 2011quote
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Jesus: My child...shut the fuck up. I'll come for thee when I damn well please.


win
May 29th, 2011quote
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Man... I remember the days and so do you. You know what I mean? The days when this planet wasn't filled with morons?


What the hell! WHEN WAS THAT!?
May 29th, 2011quote
Maybe rapture is actually Dec 21 2012. He just couldn't get the month or the year right.
Jun 2nd, 2011quote
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Maybe rapture is actually Dec 21 2012. He just couldn't get the month or the year right.


Or maybe rapture is actually August 21, 2033. He just couldn't get the month or year right.
Jun 2nd, 2011quote
maybe the rapture is HAWAEAWA
Jun 3rd, 2011quote
my birthday is may 21'st lol
Jul 12th, 2011quote
Today is October 22 and rapture did not happen, yet I see nothing on the main page of lolbot regarding this.

I am disappoint.
Oct 22nd, 2011quote
I completely forgot anyway.

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about.
Oct 22nd, 2011quote
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That is Jesus


Basically the same thing.

Maximum trolling.
Oct 22nd, 2011quote




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