suicide by stab

I'm retty sure Lady Macbeth kills herself, though...

Obviously, we need the government to ban all 16th century assault knives before more people die. If it saves just one life...

Wow, what spoilers. You totally ruined the ending of Romeo and Juliet for me.

This comment is funny and you will quote it.

How did Shakespeare die again?

Can't forget Julius Caesar and the stab fest that takes place there.

Yay for reading this in English.

All of Shakespeare's stories read by The Sniper.

This is why when people say they have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, it's not really a good thing.

When people say that they think it means that they're true loves but when you get down to it Romeo and Juliet have the shallowest romance I have ever read.

This.

It's only a better love story than Twilight because they both died.

Which makes it all the more tragic. :(

Steven Moffat loves Shakespeare, I knew it!

Let me tell you about Homestuck.

Made me think of Mr. Stabby:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Mr+Stabby/

(Sorry for not direct-linking. Lolbot said I was spamming but I'm just trying to post from an iPad.)
:(

lady macbeth killed herself by jumping out of a window

I LOOOOVE YOU

I like how one person dies in a completely different way. And many of them pathetic.

that's why it's dangerous to shake a spear. you will get stabbed.

Yeah she jumps off the castle wall

What about Titus Andronicus? Where people get fucking eaten?

I thought it said "Poison is stabbed through the curtain"
and I thought it was a knife through some waterfall of liquid

Someone call the Doctor

please don't

Yeah, that's quite alright.

Spy 'round here...

i was reading Othello in english.
then i saw this.
i WAS.
i hate you. .-.

You see "Shakespeare's Tragedies" as a title.
You see Romeo and Juliet and its results first.
You see Hamlet and its results second.
Then you see Othello, which is nearly 400 years old.
And you complain about it being spoiled to you.

Sir, I don't know if I should tell you, but you might not be ready for what Titanic has in store for you.

That must be what's wrong with today's acting; a thorough lack of stabbings.

su icide by stab.